Borat is a Fraud by John Conner
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The hit comedy, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” should be renamed, “Borat: Pedophile Freak Who Jokes about Rape and Bestiality For Make Downfall of Society.” This movie is horrible in so many ways I have a hard time writing about it because I’d rather just forget about it. Aside from the film being a fraud in the sense that countless scene’s were staged with actors while made to look like segments from candid camera, the low brow “humor” in “Borat” sinks to a new low. More on the hoaxed scenes later. I urge everyone who has not seen this movie to keep it that way. Save yourself and your stomach the trouble of witnessing some of the most satanic humor ever seen in theaters. Some of the jokes include, but are not limited to:
Borat enthusiastically joking about having sex with children as young as 10 years old. Borat joking about his mother being raped. Borat insulting Jews. Borat insulting Christianity. Scenes of Borat masturbating in public. A scene of Borat defecating in public. A Scene of Borat and his producer wrestling while completely naked while simulating sex acts. Borat showering with homosexuals who came to his hotel room with a rubber fist sex toy. And last and most disturbing, a scene where Borat is bragging about the size of his son’s penis and shows a photo of him smiling and giving a thumbs up right in front of his fully nude son. That’s right, the film includes simulated child porn with Borat’s head just inches away from the supposed child’s genitals while smiling. Most people in the theater loved it too.
It’s unfortunate that none of these points were brought to light in the reviews because I could have saved myself 10 bucks and some visual images I’d rather have never seen at all. This comes as a great disappointment to this writer, because I had been a big fan of the Ali G and Borat characters played by Sacha Baron Cohen. In the past Cohen had been able to show how ignorant supposedly intelligent people were from top politicians like Newt Gingrich, to business executives and NBA stars, but sadly Borat has taken a turn for the worse in this mistake of a film. Aside from satanic toilet humor and pedophilia being the center point of the film, it is also sad that most of the film is a fraud. Fans of Borat including myself (make that a former fan), expected to see Borat pull the wool over people’s eyes in the typical candid camera style setup, but what the film contains are nothing more that staged scenes using actors.
OK, a FEW of the scenes are legitimate, but most are completely scripted for the film. It would be funny if Borat was able to “punk” Pamela Anderson, but instead what we got was a pathetic acting attempt by Pamela which makes her work in Baywatch seem worthy of an Oscar. She was obviously “in on it” and so were half of the other people he supposedly “got.” I’m so mad I don’t even want to write anymore about this piece of crap movie and the garbage and faked scenes in it. Borat is a fraud. A pedophile. A sick, sick individual, whose skill at comedy must have been left on the cutting room floor because it can’t be found in this sorry excuse for a comedy.
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